My Homepage v.XII
This is my homepage. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My homepage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My homepage without me is useless. Without my homepage, I am useless.
...Ok, that is getting ridiculous. On to something completely different...
This website is being revamped with tons of new content, a new look, shiny new buttons, animations, and even 3D!!!
The phrase "tons of new content" does not imply that any new content is actually being added as electronic data has no weight and cannot be measured in "tons".
The "3D" claim in the important message is an absolute lie. This website does not contain any 3D content.